Summary contd.

Also important to keep in mind is the role of the alternates. Alternates are allowed to stand outside bars and wait for the tag-in, a la wrestling matches. Given this, it may be wise to think of unorthodox skills that a quality alternate can bring to the table. For example, Michael Cera, while not an immediate pick for your UBC (I would hope), could be considered a valuable alternate for he is vulnerable, easily put into submission, and frail but not too frail. Therefore, he would serve as the perfect bar stool in case the bar is full and one of your starters feels tired or simply wants a new vantage point. He also would be no threat to crush any kind of ass and therefore would not threaten your starters in that regard. I would recommend having one utility alternate like Cera, and a more standard alternate who would be an all-around replacement in case one of your starters gets injured (i.e. if you have Bo Jackson or Yao Ming (God help you) on your team, you're gonna want a quality alternate who actually has the capability to be an ultimate bar-goer).